Junior was born more than two years ago after my sister-in-law decided I needed a man to protect me on my travels. It seems more than obvious Junior needs me to protect him. He is a constant source of embarrassment for me, but it seems to make my family and friends laugh so it’s worth the torment.

Steve Burns, Dave Matthews Band, Sting, Ben Folds, Fugazi.

Dumb and Dumber

Gilmore Girls